chapter 1 : Grandpa lost

"What do you mean, you asked me to go down the mountain to be someone else's door-to-door son-in-law, old guy, are you crazy?"

Tommy Chen's eyes widened, looking at the master who was squatting on the ground holding a wine bottle and drinking as if drinking water, he couldn't help but said angrily.

Tommy Chen is an orphan. He was adopted by his master since he was a child. He has learned a lot of messy skills from his master, such as medical skills and martial arts. Thinking about it, the old master master actually asked him to go down the mountain to be someone else's son-in-law.

Can this be tolerated? Of course it cannot be tolerated.

The old man squatting on the ground is quite old, with white hair and white beard, wearing a gray cloth robe. If it wasn't for holding a wine bottle in one hand and half a roast chicken in the other hand, he would be really old if he ate his mouth full of oil. It's a little fairy-like taste.

Hearing Tommy Chen's words, the old man's eyes narrowed, and his movements were surprisingly fast. The hand holding the roast chicken suddenly stretched out, miraculously lifted the back of Tommy Chen's neck, and kicked Tommy Chen's ass with his foot. , Angrily said: "Little bastard, you rebelled, right? If you dare to follow me, I will beat you to death before your hair grows."

Tommy Chen was even angrier, and said, "Old man, since you've said it all, I haven't even grown hair yet, so you still want me to be a door-to-door son-in-law?"

The old man smiled and took a sip of his wine, and said: "It's not up to you. This marriage was arranged when I accepted you as a disciple. If you refuse, then I have broken my promise."

"Oh, then there's nothing to talk about, old guy, I'm telling you."Tommy Chen rolled his eyes and said angrily.

But immediately, he squatted on the ground with a playful smile, looked at the old man, and asked: "Old man, it's not impossible to come to the house as a son-in-law. Let me ask you, whose family is that woman? Is there any pork sold in the village down the mountain?" Miss Liu is so beautiful, if there is one, then I will suffer a bit, and it doesn't matter if I agree to this marriage."

The old man was stunned, and then the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching. The sixth girl at the foot of the mountain is actually the mother of several children, and she has a very strong figure—that is, she is fat, at least two hundred catties, and she is a pork seller. Yes, all day long.

How blind must this be to regard Sixth Miss as the lover of his dreams.

But the old man immediately said angrily: "It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, if you dare to refuse the marriage, I will show you to death. The engagement was made with my own mouth. If you refuse, I will be shameless."

That's right, the old man even said that he would die for you, Tommy Chen knew that he couldn't refuse no matter what, after all, this old guy raised him, although he was still very strong, but He was really old, so Tommy Chen didn't want to make him angry.

"I hope that my daughter-in-law, whom I have never met, can be as beautiful and capable as Miss Liu."

A Tommy who has never seen the world, even his aesthetics are crooked.

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This was the first time for Tommy Chen to travel far in eighteen years, so when he walked out of the station and looked at the frighteningly busy and bustling city in front of him, Tommy Chen felt dazed.

But soon, he couldn't help shaking his head. This is Jiangbei City, which is said to be one of the most prosperous cities in the entire Huaguo. I don't deny that Jiangbei City is indeed very prosperous, but the quality of women, Not really.

"Too thin, each of them has no flesh in their breasts. It's terrible. They may not be as good as my pectoral muscles. A woman with no breasts and no buttocks is no different from bean sprouts."

This is Tommy Chen most intuitive feeling. In fact, before today, the women he has seen in his life can be counted on one hand. Two of them are old grandmothers in the village at the foot of the mountain, and the other is a six-year-old girl who is seven years old. The youngest daughter, the rest is the sixth girl.

Therefore, this Tommy's views on women can only be based on the sixth girl as a reference. The sixth girl is fat and generous, and she feels festive and happy when she looks at it. She is also quite capable. She can earn a lot of money in a year by selling pork.

The most important thing is that the sixth girl is still very capable of giving birth. The year before last, she gave birth to triplets at one time, all with handles, and it was a mess.

In Tommy Chen's view, not only capable, but also capable of giving birth, is there any woman in the world more worthy of having than Miss Liu? No, absolutely no.

Therefore, looking at the many women coming and going outside the station, Tommy Chen was a little disappointed, and said to himself: "I hope Rachel Lin won't disappoint me too much."

Rachel Lin is his fiancée, this is what the old master told him. The name Rachel Lin is still good, but I don't know if she is better than Miss Six in appearance.

Moreover, the master also said that Rachel Lin will pick him up at the station today, the key is that Tommy Chen has no idea what Rachel Lin looks like.

After thinking about it, Tommy Chen shouted loudly: "Rachel Lin, your man is here, hurry up and pick me up."

This voice immediately made the pedestrians coming and going outside the station quiet for a moment, and then everyone shook their heads and laughed almost unanimously: "This is another crazy one, the name of Rachel Lin, the number one goddess in Jiangbei City , so big that even these fellows who look like Tommy are fascinated."

A few passers-by standing not far from Chen Tie looked at Tommy Chen and couldn't help laughing: "Little brother, you just came out of the mountains, you know Rachel Lin, and you still say he's Rachel Lin's man? Hahaha, little brother, stop dreaming, swan meat is not so delicious."

Tommy Chen blinked, looked at these passers-by, and said curiously: "You guys also know Rachel Lin? That's great. I'm her fiancé husband. I heard that she is the president of Clear Garden Group. The elder brothers, Can you do me a favor and tell me how to get to Clear Garden Group."

Hearing Tommy Chen's words, several passers-by laughed up and down. One of them reached out and patted Tommy Chen's shoulder, laughing until tears came out, and said, "Little brother, Rachel Lin is the most famous goddess in our Jiangbei City." Let alone you, even our Jiangbei City and even the entire Jiangbei Province, I don’t know how many rich and powerful young masters are thinking about you, listen to me, don’t dream...hey, hey, shit..."

The passer-by spoke halfway, but suddenly exclaimed, because he saw a car not far away, the door suddenly opened, and a figure quickly got out of the car and walked towards this side.

This figure is a woman. As soon as she appeared, the audience immediately became silent. It was because this figure was so stunning. She was wearing a purple floral dress. Just one touch can make the hearts of the men present thump wildly.

The point is, this woman is Rachel Lin, the No. 1 goddess in Jiangbei City. There are not many opportunities to see the goddess so close. For a while, even women are stunned.

What everyone didn't expect was that Rachel Lin actually walked up to the Tommy that yelled just now, which shocked countless passers-by—hell, this Tommy really has something to do with Rachel Lin?

Rachel Lin is very angry now, she was forced to pick up someone by the old man at home, and according to the old man, the person to pick up is her fiancé, which made her very resistant, but the old man is too old and sick So, since the old man said something, she couldn't refuse it.

Just now, she was in the car, and she naturally heard Tommy Chen voice. She immediately knew that Tommy Chen was the person she wanted to pick up. To be reasonable, she was really angry when she heard what Tommy Chen yelled. Not lightly, this Tommy-like person just opened his mouth and said he was her man, really... Pooh.

"You are Tommy Chen, right? I am Rachel Lin . Get in the car with me. I want to talk to you." Walking in front of Chen Tie, Rachel Lin eyes twitched when she saw Tommy Chen Tie's pre-80s attire. Said quickly.

Because this guy yelled just now, Rachel Lin felt that it was a bit embarrassing for her to stand here at this time. She couldn't figure out why the old man who had always loved her had to marry the Tommy in front of her. My heart is very bitter.

In fact, Tommy Chen was also a little confused. He glanced at Rachel Lin, and immediately shook his head in disgust, and said, "You are Rachel Lin, my fiancée?"

Having said that, he looked at the passers-by and said, "Does your so-called goddess look like this? Just like this, can you be called a goddess just like a bean sprout?"

Immediately, the corners of the eyes of those passers-by and Rachel Lin twitched, and Rachel Lin became even more angry, glaring at the Tommy who embarrassed her when they met for the first time, and said indignantly: "What do you mean, do you think I Ugly? Hurry up and get in the car, I'm not in the mood to talk to you."

In front of everyone, Rachel Lin didn't want to discuss the marriage contract with Tommy Chen, but the first impression Tommy Chen gave her was undoubtedly extremely bad. She had already made up her mind that she had to have a talk with this Tommy. Talk, and then draw the line.

However, Tommy Chen took another look at Rachel Lin, who had a cold face, subconsciously raised his hand and poked her chest, saying: "Just like you, your breasts are not as big as mine, you have no breasts and no buttocks. To be reasonable, you are also worthy of being called a goddess, damn it, you are still my fiancee, my young master is really at a loss this time."

This Tommy's eyesight is really too strange, Rachel Lin, who looks like a fairy in the eyes of others, is far worse than Miss Six in his opinion.

The atmosphere suddenly froze, Rachel Lin stared at Tommy Chen with wide eyes, her little face was flushed with anger, this bastard stretched out his hand and poked her chest without saying anything, and then said that she had no breasts and no butt, this is really - quite irritating In her heart, she had the urge to fight Tommy Chen desperately.

The jaws of the passers-by and even everyone outside the station who were paying attention to Rachel Lin were even more shocked at this moment.

Okay, the No. 1 goddess in Nantian City was molested and took advantage of her, and she was also disliked for having no breasts and butt?

To be able to take advantage of it and beat him up so confidently is really a role model for my generation.

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