Putting the Cart Before the Horse

If three beauties said they wanted to follow me, then that would be fine. Even if I couldn't do anything about it, at least it would be a feast for the eyes!
These three old men look like they can be my fathers, but now they say they want to follow me!
They are not disgusted, but I am disgusted!
"Okay, I don't have any idea what followers I want to get yet!"
Craven waved his hand and said, "I will give each of you a brief enlightenment!"
An epiphany?
Hearing this, the three...