chapter 3 Dog skin plaster ===

The young doctor swallowed his saliva, and a feeling of frustration arose spontaneously. He couldn't help but wonder: "Have all my years of studying Western medicine theory and clinical experience been in vain? Not as good as"

As the injury lessened, Sister Shui Lingyu finally calmed down.

Later, she was surprised to find that the pain had completely disappeared. After moving her joints a little, she felt no discomfort at all.

She was about to stand up when she heard Desolus Allard say fiercely: "If you don't want to leave any sequelae, just wait ten more minutes."

Sister Shui Lingyu was a little unhappy at being treated so harshly by Desolus Allard, but she did not dare to joke about her feet, so she could only let the disgusting dog skin plaster stick to her pink and tender feet for another ten minutes or so.

Finally, Desolus Allard nodded, indicating that she could take off the plaster.

As if she had received an amnesty, Sister Shui Ling hurriedly peeled off the dog skin plaster with two fingernails, fearing that she would touch the black ointment that looked like ashes on the bottom of a pot, and then quickly threw the dog skin plaster into the garbage. He closed the bag, stood up quickly, and got into the bathroom. Look at her appearance, she doesn't look like someone who just had a sprained foot.

The flight attendant and other passengers were stunned.

How can dog skin plaster be so effective?

The young doctor knew that he had lost and was about to return to his seat dejectedly. Who knew that Desolus Allard had no intention of letting him go. Desolus Allard smiled at him and said, "Doctor, I've got two yuan worth of dog-skin plaster." It still works.”

The word "doctor" was originally an honorific title, but now it made the young doctor feel particularly harsh. Suddenly, a vicious thought flashed through his mind, and he sneered: "Who knows what medicinal materials your dog-skin plaster is made of, and it might leave any toxic side effects. Also, dog-skin plaster is made of dog skin, right? , maybe you can transmit rabies to charlatans, they are very harmful to people."

This guy with paralysis has a very poisonous mouth.

Desolus Allard originally thought that the other party would admit defeat and apologize. Who would have thought that the young doctor would actually sing such a song and said disdainfully: "My family's dog skin plaster has been passed down for more than 1,300 years. The dog skin used has been steamed with medicinal materials at high temperatures." Of course, it won't carry any viruses. Western medicine doesn't pay attention to clinical trials. Countless people have been treated by these dog skin plasters in my family, and I have never heard of anyone getting rabies from them. Don't talk about it far away. Go to Huangping County and ask about it. Ten towns Who in Patxiang doesn’t know the golden name of Sui Plaster? Even if the county magistrate breaks his leg, the first thing he does is not go to the hospital, but to ask for medicine at home. In addition, as a Western medicine doctor, do you really know about rabies? Rabies is terminal. Most of them are transmitted through bites and wound infections. But this lady only has a sprained foot and no wounds on her skin. Even if there is a virus, she will not be infected. Otherwise, people in the city would keep so many cats and dogs. My son, I touch it here and there with my hands every day. According to what you said, wouldn’t it mean that crazy people are running around the streets and quack doctors are really harming people?”

Desolus Allard's words were so decisive and powerful that he immediately shocked the young doctor. But Desolus Allard didn't stop there, and continued to pursue him fiercely: "Look, you can't even cure a small injury on your sprained foot. This is a sign of poor medical skills. Are you suspicious of slandering Chinese medicine, misleading patients, and almost delaying the patient's treatment?" The timing of treatment, and the dangers of rabies are exaggerated and alarmist. This is a loss of medical ethics. Do you know that you are wrong, but do not correct it and persist in it? This is a low moral character. Isn’t it obvious that you are not qualified to be a qualified doctor? , and not even an upright person. Why are some people now saying that doctors are hooligans with licenses? They are talking about scum like you."

"you you"

The young doctor was so angry that his face turned the color of pig liver, and the corners of his mouth were trembling with anger, as if he was about to spit out mouthfuls of blood. He never imagined that not only was his medical skills inferior to this yellow-haired boy, but he was even inferior to him in quarreling.

"Why are the corners of your mouth twitching so much? Do you have convulsions?"

Desolus Allard took out another piece of dog-skin plaster, slapped it on the young doctor's mouth, and sealed it tightly, "It's given to you for free."

The young doctor was ashamed and angry, and almost rushed forward to fight with Desolus Allard, but when he saw Desolus Allard's strong and wild body, he suddenly stopped. Your spirit and reputation have been completely humiliated, so don't suffer any more physical torture. The young doctor finally understood this truth, returned to his seat dejectedly, pulled out a newspaper, and buried his whole head in it.

humiliate oneself

Desolus Allard snorted disdainfully, and then an idea flashed in his mind. He took out a dog-skin plaster, and introduced it to everyone with a smile: "Everyone has seen, this is the dog-skin plaster passed down from my family's ancestors. It has been passed down for thousands of years." Inherited, exclusive and secret formula, extremely effective in treating bruises and rheumatism pains. One patch is effective and one patch is effective."

"Young man, I have an old problem with rheumatism. Can it be cured?" Sure enough, someone began to seek medical advice.

Desolus Allard secretly thought to himself, old man, you are really on the right track, and responded: "Of course, one patch will work, three patches will keep you well, and if you keep buying it, I'll give you a discount, ninety-nine yuan a patch. Don't move, just sit down." On your seat, I will send it to you later. If it doesn’t work, I don’t want you to pay a penny, lest some people say that I am a swindler and dare to sell two yuan for ninety-nine.”

"Haha" the old man laughed, and happily got a piece of dog-skin plaster, rubbed it in his hands a few times, and then put it on his calf. After a while, he said that this dog-skin plaster was really effective.

Desolus Allard has been doing this kind of thing since he was a child, so he is quite familiar with it. In fact, the price of Desolus Allard's dog-skin plaster fluctuates greatly when sold in the countryside. Old Landlord often say: "Sell it at the people's price when you meet the people, sell it at the official price when you meet an official. Sell it at the human price when you meet people, and sell it at the ghost price when you meet a ghost." "

Therefore, the price of his dog skin plaster ranges from ninety-nine yuan to nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan.

The price of ninety-nine was neither high nor low, but within a few minutes, dozens of dog-skin plasters were sold out. Even the lady in black stockings next to her hurriedly bought two plasters.

Of course, it is not that those who buy medicines all suffer from bruises, rheumatic pain, etc., but after seeing with their own eyes how effective Desolus Allard's dog skin plasters are, they subconsciously believe that these dog skin plasters are elixirs and miracle medicines. Since they are lucky enough to encounter them , you must buy a few of them. Whether you keep it as a spare or give it to relatives and friends, you can’t go wrong with it.

Several passengers in other carriages actually got wind of this and planned to buy some dog-skin plasters from Desolus Allard. Unfortunately, the plasters in Desolus Allard's hands had been sold out at this time. Several passengers felt extremely regretful and had to leave a number to Desolus Allard. Please ask Desolus Allard . Be sure to call Ge when he has plaster.

At this time, people who bought the plaster took the initiative to hand the money into his hands. Desolus Allard took a look and saw that there were almost three or four thousand, which made him feel happy.

Sister Shui Lingyu took a lot of effort to wash her little feet clean and spray some perfume on them, because she felt that the smell of the dog skin plaster was still stuck on them. When she came out of the bathroom, she found that abominable The boy was actually flipping tickets on his seat, laughing so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. The whole carriage was filled with a strong smell of dog skin plaster.

What's even more disgusting is that when the boy saw her coming, he stretched out his hand to her and said: "Ninety-nine yuan":