chapter 1 I'm just a salesman of Large Strength Pill

by Ince 18:22,Jan 22,2024


It was eight o'clock in the evening on the noisy street, it was early summer, and this was the time when there were the most people on the street.

"Secret recipe passed down from ancestors, secret recipe passed down from ancestors, invincible Large Strength Pill, men who take it to be undefeated in the bridal chamber, women who take it to beautify their skin, come and see it, cheap sale, a pill for a hundred yuan, you can't buy it for a hundred yuan, you will suffer a loss, and you can't buy it Fooled..."

Conrad Rock was wearing a tattered robe that he got from who knows where, wearing a pair of large slippers, and carrying a white cloth bag. He stood there and suddenly howled at the top of his voice. The passers-by on the roadside were startled. A big piece.

Damn it, there are people selling Large Strength Pill on the streets these days?

But Conrad Rock's trick is quite effective, at least his voice has an absolute 100% turnaround rate.

"Hey, young man, do you sell Large Strength Pill? Do you have any dog-skin plasters for sale? My uncle's back hurts, can I give him two patches?" A middle-aged uncle couldn't help but joked.

Conrad Rock grinned and said: "Uncle, what kind of dog-skin plaster do you use when your waist is bad? Take one pill and I guarantee you it will be effective at night. Your waist will no longer hurt, your legs will no longer be sore. You can go up to the fifth floor in one breath without any effort!"

"Is it true?" There was a little girl who was new to the world and was stunned by Conrad Rock's words.

"Hahaha, don't believe his lies, he's just here to defraud people. I say young man, even if you want to deceive people, please put on makeup first.

This statement immediately caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Conrad Rock is in his early twenties, but he wears a gray robe that has been washed white and is still half too short. It is nondescript and funny. Who would dare to use the medicine he sells?

If you develop sexually transmitted diseases, psoriasis, etc., who should be held responsible?

Conrad Rock was angry, with an angry look on his face, and said: "It's wrong of you to say that. Isn't there an old saying? People can't be judged by their appearance, and sea water can't be measured. Experts hide their secrets and may beg for food on the roadside. My uncle is the leader of the Beggar Clan, and he can also master the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. Look at me, I’m better than a beggar, right?”

After saying that, he turned around very coquettishly, letting everyone see how well-dressed he was.

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed again. They didn't bother to care whether the kid's medicine was real or fake. Anyway, the kid was quite happy, so they just regarded it as watching a show.

At this moment, someone shouted: "The city management is coming, the city management is coming!"

When Conrad Rock heard this, his expression suddenly changed. He grabbed his bag and ran away. As he ran, he cursed: "Damn it, I came here before the store opened. It's so wicked!"

After running into a dark alley and making sure he was safe, Conrad Rock walked back dejectedly. Suddenly a black figure rushed over and threw him to the ground. He fell heavily and his slippers flew far away.

"Who, who?"

Conrad Rock was frightened and screamed. He sat on the ground and said, "Brother, don't do anything yet. I have no money and I haven't even opened a business today. I have Large Strength Pill here. Why don't you take them back and take two pills? It can nourish yin and strengthen yang." , can you just treat it as my filial piety to you?"

This dark place was suddenly attacked, and Conrad Rock thought he was being robbed on the road.

"Shut up!" Black Shadow snapped.

"Okay, okay, okay, I shut up... ugh!"

Conrad Rock could tell that this was a woman. Damn it, what kind of world is this? Even women have come out to rob, so forget about taking money, don’t rob sex, I still want to give my first time to my favorite Moira.

It was so dark that Conrad Rock couldn't see the woman's face clearly, but he thought she should be very young. She was breathing heavily, but Conrad Rock suddenly smelled the smell of blood.

"Are you injured?"Conrad Rock asked bravely.

His nose was very good, and he could smell that the blood had just been shed and should belong to this woman.

Before the woman could answer, a strong light suddenly shone over her. Through the strong light, Conrad Rock could see the woman's face clearly and was stunned.

With nearly perfect cheeks, a tall figure, and a pair of slender legs, this is simply a beauty created with golden proportions, with almost no flaws.

What a beautiful girl! What a Susan Spencer!

It's just that this Susan Spencer seems to be in a bad situation at this time. Her face is frighteningly white, without a trace of blood, and there is red blood flowing out of her abdomen. It may be excessive blood loss, or it may be severe pain, and her whole body is shaking. .

"Tsk tsk, Miss Yen, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon."

A man walked in. He was short and thin, with a ferocious scar on his face. His eyes were as vicious as those of poisonous snakes, and he had a sinister smile on his face. He looked like the rapist in the movie. Son, even without makeup, performed perfectly.

When the Susan Spencer saw the man chasing after her, she felt despair on her face. She closed her eyes and said, "Since you can't escape, there's nothing left to say. Let's do it!"

"Hey, taking action is inevitable, but wouldn't it be a pity to kill such a fairy-like beauty like Miss Yen?"

The man's smile became lustful. Indeed, which man wouldn't be attracted by such a Susan Spencer? Conrad Rock cursed secretly in his heart, what a beast, you are not a killer, you have also done the job of a rapist, do you still have professional ethics?

The man suddenly turned to look at Conrad Rock, with fierce murderous intent in his eyes, and said: "Boy, you will be unlucky if you meet me."

It's tragic. This guy wants to kill people and silence them. Conrad Rock immediately howled: "No, no, brother, I'm just a dog-skin plaster seller, no, a Large Strength Pill seller, I didn't see anything!"

"stop!"

The Susan Spencer said coldly: "The person you want to kill is me. I have nothing to do with him. He will not pose any threat to you."

"Hehe, he does not pose a threat to me, but I don't have the habit of letting people watch me being affectionate with beautiful women!"

The man smiled coldly, and a cold light flashed in his hand. It was a military thorn. From the strong smell of blood emanating from it, you knew that this military thorn must have killed many people!

"No, it's killing, it's killing, come here, help..."

Before the man could move, Conrad Rock suddenly let out a scream, as if being pinched by a ghost. He held his head and rushed to the Susan Spencer. He pulled her and said, "Susan Spencer, I He's here to kill you. He has nothing to do with me. Doesn't he want to have sex with you? Just cooperate with him and make him happy, and maybe he won't want to kill anyone..."


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