chapter 2 Ahua is a pig ===

by Ingram 15:38,Feb 20,2024


The vermilion door, with its glazed edges and warped tiles, is extraordinary.

On a dark red plaque, the two characters "Liu Zhai" are very eye-catching.

There are steps at the door, and there is a bluestone lion on each side, which is majestic and steady.

"The great master said that his proud eldest disciple, his grandson, had been away from the mountains for twenty years. He had retired from the bustling world and hid in the countryside. He single-handedly became the richest man in the village and brought the villagers to get rich together."

"An oversized courtyard spoils the feng shui."

Charles Warth stepped up the steps and moved his fists left and right.

"Bang, bang!"

Two stone lions weighing more than a thousand kilograms were easily knocked away by him.

Then, Charles Warth raised his foot and kicked towards the door.

"Bang!"

The door fell down with a loud sound, hitting the ground in the yard and raising a cloud of dust.

"Woof!"

A big black dog, like a calf, rushed over from the shade at the door of the second-story foreign-style building. It looked very fierce.

Baring out his sharp canine teeth, he opened his stance against Charles Warth.

Charles Warth glanced at the big black dog with disdain, and said to himself: "The eldest disciple of the master, even if his talent is average, should be a master, but now he is reduced to using dogs to guard the house and the courtyard. It is unfortunate for the master."

"Woof!"

The big black dog barked again.

Charles Warth looked sharply at the big black dog.

"Beast, shut up."

"Woo..."

The big black dog seemed to be suppressed by an invisible aura, and immediately tucked its tail between its legs, whining in grievance.

The noise outside alerted the owner.

The door opens.

A middle-aged woman with a bun came out.

The woman has a noble temperament, with phoenix eyes, oval face, skin as good as snow, and a tall figure.

Although she is over forty, she can still vaguely see that she was a beautiful woman back then.

Charles Warth's eyes shone slightly as he looked at it. This woman's figure was comparable to that of the aunt just now, maybe just a little smaller!

The woman who came out couldn't help but feel angry when she saw that her door was destroyed.

"Who is he? He dares to act recklessly in the Liu family. You are blind."

The woman snapped.

After listening to the woman's words, Charles Warth already knew who this woman was. She smiled and said, "My name is Charles Warth, come here to find my wife. You should be my nephew's wife, then you will be my mother-in-law." .”

"No, we haven't gotten married yet, so you still have to call me uncle."

"Your door has bad feng shui, I will destroy it for you."

"It's a small effort, you're welcome."

A few words were said, and the clouds and mountains were covered with mist.

The middle-aged woman was stunned for a while.

Looking Charles Warth up and down, she couldn't help but shake her head and kept saying: "It's so unlucky to meet a fool!"

"Go, go, go... there is no wife here."

"If you don't leave any longer, I'm going to let the dog out."

"Woo..."

The big black dog in the yard barked.

Then when he saw Charles Warth, he stepped back with his tail between his legs, timidly.

Charles Warth did not leave and asked loudly: "Is this Tom Lapwood's home?"

"What did you say?"

The woman was stunned again. Her husband's real name was Sam Lapwood, nicknamed Tom Lapwood.

However, in Taoyuan Village, no one has dared to call her husband by his nickname for many years.

It’s not that I don’t know, it’s that I don’t dare to shout!

The young man in front of him called his man by his nickname, which made Micky Shirvinton even more angry.

"Get out of my house or I won't be polite."

With a slight smile on his lips, Charles Warth looked at Micky Shirvinton and said, "If I hadn't seen you as my future mother-in-law, I would have knocked you down and slapped you on the butt right now."

"What!"

Micky Shirvinton has been married to Taoyuan Village for nineteen years, and no one has ever dared to be so rude to her.

Just about to get angry.

"Qiaohong, who is making the noise outside?"

A deep middle-aged man's voice came from inside the house.

"He's a fool."Micky Shirvinton looked directly at Charles Warth with her almond-shaped eyes blazing.

Charles Warth was unmoved and murmured: "No wonder the Third Master said that only women and dogs are difficult to deal with at the foot of the mountain, but in my opinion, women are more difficult to deal with than dogs."

After saying that, before Micky Shirvinton could reply, Charles Warth suddenly raised his voice.

"Tom Lapwood, your junior uncle is here and you haven't come out to greet him. Do you want me to serve you according to the rules of the family?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the middle-aged man's rich voice coming from the room again.

"Little uncle?"

"Qiaohong, please invite the guests in quickly."

Although Micky Shirvinton was reluctant, she finally listened to her husband and gently opened the door.

Charles Warth stepped into the room.

The house is immaculately tidy, the windows are bright and clean, and the floor tiles can reflect people's shadows.

A middle-aged man sitting in a wheelchair, with a dignified appearance, big face, and piercing eyes.

"Dajun, this fool destroyed the door of my house."

"He also said he was looking for his wife."

"He also said that I was his mother-in-law, and called you by your nickname, saying that he was your junior uncle!"

"Call someone and beat him out."Micky Shirvinton was so angry that his face turned pale.

She thought her husband would be furious after hearing what she said.

But her husband's reaction was beyond Micky Shirvinton's expectation.

He looked at Charles Warth in front of him with a stern look on his face.

He actually stood up again with his hands on the wheelchair, his eyes full of awe.

"You, you are Gensheng. After waiting for you for sixteen years, you finally came back to fulfill your engagement with Xiaohui. I, the Liu family, are so lucky!"

What he said made Micky Shirvinton even more surprised.

What is even more surprising is that my husband has a disease in his legs and has been in a wheelchair for twelve years.

"Army, you..."

Micky Shirvinton was about to speak, but was interrupted by Sam Lapwood raising his hand.

Sam Lapwood was excited and nervous, his thick lips were trembling, he took a step forward and said: "Little uncle, come down the mountain and support me. If Dahan is not afraid of enemies coming, he will never have to sit in this wheelchair again."

"Uncle Master, please accept my bow."

As he spoke, Sam Lapwood cupped his hands and knelt down with his knees bent.

Charles Warth smiled and stretched out his hand, and said: "I am your uncle, but I have a marriage contract with your daughter, so I don't need to do the grand ceremony for the time being."

Just when Charles Warth reached out to help Sam Lapwood up, Sam Lapwood suddenly rose into the sky.

"It's a good move to fight a goshawk against a rabbit."

Charles Warth stood still, calm and calm, his thin lips slightly raised, revealing a teasing smile.

"My good nephew, you have been down the mountain for many years, and you have wasted a lot of your time."

After speaking, Charles Warth raised his right hand slightly.

He raised his index finger and pointed at Sam Lapwood's lower abdomen.

Sam Lapwood expression changed drastically, he quickly retracted his move in mid-air and landed on the ground.

Sincerely terrified!

"thump!"

Sam Lapwood knelt down on the spot before Charles Warth.

"Army, you..."

Micky Shirvinton didn't know why, but when she saw her man kneeling down to Charles Warth, she couldn't help but stop him instinctively.

"He is just a young boy, Dajun, how can you kneel down to him?"

Sam Lapwood knelt on the ground, trembling.

Turning his head suddenly, his eyes were as cold as swords, piercing towards Micky Shirvinton, and his voice was as cold as frost: "Shut up."

Charles Warth remained calm and said lightly: "Master nephew, your position at home is in jeopardy! You need to revitalize your husband and take good care of your wife. You can't even control a mother-in-law, which is really embarrassing to the master. "

"That's what my junior uncle taught me."

Sam Lapwood said that he was going to kowtow to Charles Warth.


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