Chapter 22

A bathing suit was obviously not on my packing list when I was getting ready for this trip, but I know the hotel store should be selling some.

Everyone is off buying stuff for the party or getting ready so I run to the shop to pick up something decent to swim in.

Slim Pickens is the phrase that would best describe this hotels swimwear section.

My options are either village bicycle or nun, and honestly it's a much harder decision than one might think.

The...