CHAPTER 22

When Haldir returned later, he walked into the parlor wearing his tuxedo. Thorin looked him over and chuckled to himself. “It’s always entertaining to see a thousand-year-old Viking savage like yourself all cleaned up and looking dapper. You just might be confused with a proper gentleman if you’re not careful.”

Haldir twisted his arm in front of him to check his cufflink, then looked up at Thorin. “The ladies love this old savage cock. They drop their panties the minute...