Disaster Amulet

"Yes, he has been away for such a long time, not only has he not received a phone call, he has not even received an email to us. Even if he has not received any of these, at least he has received a letter."
"Brother Diarmaid Irwin Feng, we have been very worried about you during the days you were away."
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One woman is equal to 500 ducks, one dissatisfied woman is equal to 5,000 ducks. And now there are five dissatisfied women, which is equal to
No, I have to do the math. One times...