Chapter 44

Okay, I'm going to dedicate this chapter to writing about my friends. Ordinarily I'd never write about them because this is about me. ME! not THEM! This is my show and they're just supporting actors who are unworthy of any recognition. But these are no ordinary times. So let's go:

UNIBROW

Unibrow is only identifiable by his really thick unibrow. He's sort of my hypeman. He also does my laundry, cleans up after me and runs all sorts of errands for me such as getting me drinks...