A real man can bend and stretch

Eiland Chi drove back to MuLan Middle School and luckily made it back in time for two classes.
But even so, he was still called by Helena Lu to her office.
As soon as he sat down, Helena Lu said to him, "You bastard, I used to think you were an honest and reliable person, but now you are becoming more and more unruly, right? Why didn't you come to class yesterday?"
Eiland coughed and said, "I asked Burnell to substitute for me!"
"What's the use of that?"
Helena Lu snorted, "Yesterday,...