Chapter 57

Everyone had that one friend who swore like a sailor or would make the most inappropriate sexual jokes ever but underneath it all was the biggest virgin you'd find. I was her, minus the swearing part, and that too had small exceptions; I would swear under my breath when meeting arrogant boys who were more narcissistic than me; on Tuesdays when mother would sit me down for tea and biscuits wanting to know if I was dating such arrogant boy stated a while ago; and whenever Casper was too naive...